humansofnewyork:

"I’ve been eating a lot more lately, which is good.""Did you have an eating disorder?""I never had an eating disorder. But I always had really bad eating anxiety. I always felt like people were watching me when I was eating, so I couldn’t eat in front of people. Anyway, I’m getting past it."

humansofnewyork:

"I’ve been eating a lot more lately, which is good."
"Did you have an eating disorder?"
"I never had an eating disorder. But I always had really bad eating anxiety. I always felt like people were watching me when I was eating, so I couldn’t eat in front of people. Anyway, I’m getting past it."

humansofnewyork:

"One time when I was a kid, I came home from band rehearsal and my grandmother told me: ‘Something’s happened. But don’t overreact.’ Then said that my mother was being held for ransom, because she owed somebody money or something. We had to call everybody in the family to get the money together. Then a couple days later she came home."

humansofnewyork:

"One time when I was a kid, I came home from band rehearsal and my grandmother told me: ‘Something’s happened. But don’t overreact.’ Then said that my mother was being held for ransom, because she owed somebody money or something. We had to call everybody in the family to get the money together. Then a couple days later she came home."

humansofnewyork:

"I have this theory. You ready? So we are on earth for a finite amount of time. And time is a manmade perception. And we perceive time passing through change— seasons, aging, things like that. So to expand our time on earth, we must incite as much change in our lives as possible.""Interesting. I haven’t heard that before.""That’s because I made it up!"

humansofnewyork:

"I have this theory. You ready? So we are on earth for a finite amount of time. And time is a manmade perception. And we perceive time passing through change— seasons, aging, things like that. So to expand our time on earth, we must incite as much change in our lives as possible."
"Interesting. I haven’t heard that before."
"That’s because I made it up!"

humansofnewyork:

"If you could give one piece of advice to a large group of people, what would it be?""Be careful with that Framily Plan on your cell phone. My framily racked up a $1500 bill. Then he disappeared."

humansofnewyork:

"If you could give one piece of advice to a large group of people, what would it be?"
"Be careful with that Framily Plan on your cell phone. My framily racked up a $1500 bill. Then he disappeared."

humansofnewyork:

"We’re going to get inside this tire and roll down the hill!""No you’re not.""Yes we are!""No you’re not."

humansofnewyork:

"We’re going to get inside this tire and roll down the hill!"
"No you’re not."
"Yes we are!"
"No you’re not."

humansofnewyork:

"My mother died of cancer when I was 14.""In what way do you think you’re most similar to her?""I’d say sense of humor. She was always playing pranks on my sister and me.""What’s an example of a prank she pulled?""One time she whispered for me to come into the bedroom. Then she turned out all the lights, and strung clear tape all across the door frame. Then she yelled for my sister."

humansofnewyork:

"My mother died of cancer when I was 14."
"In what way do you think you’re most similar to her?"
"I’d say sense of humor. She was always playing pranks on my sister and me."
"What’s an example of a prank she pulled?"
"One time she whispered for me to come into the bedroom. Then she turned out all the lights, and strung clear tape all across the door frame. Then she yelled for my sister."

humansofnewyork:

"I’ve got to bail my brother out of jail. They said they wouldn’t have arrested him if he hadn’t eaten the joint."

humansofnewyork:

"I’ve got to bail my brother out of jail. They said they wouldn’t have arrested him if he hadn’t eaten the joint."

humansofnewyork:

"What’s the most trouble you’ve ever gotten in?""Tried to talk to a female cadet at boot camp.""Decided to test the pepper spray.""Didn’t shave."

humansofnewyork:

"What’s the most trouble you’ve ever gotten in?"
"Tried to talk to a female cadet at boot camp."
"Decided to test the pepper spray."
"Didn’t shave."